Designer Sneakers for the Fashionably Fiscally Irresponsible
From Yeezys to Jordans, we've got it all. Or should we say, we've got it all, but not the money to pay for it.
We're not just selling shoes, we're selling a lifestyle. A lifestyle of crippling debt and crippling self-respect.
So, which designer sneaker line will you be choosing? The one that says "I've got a trust fund, but I'm still a try-hard"? Or the one that screams "I've got a 2nd job, but I'm not getting paid enough to afford this shoe"?
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Sneaker Logic
Why settle for a mere mortal's life when you can live like a king? A king who's sole is aching from 5-inch heels and whose wallet is crying itself to sleep at night.
Our Sneaker Logic will help you rationalize the purchase of those 10,000 dollar sneakers. "But wait, I can get 2 pairs for the price of 1!" or "But I'll never wear it more than once a week, so it's not like I'm throwing my money away!"
Don't let the haters tell you that you're being ridiculous. You are the master of your own destiny. And your credit score.
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Designer Sneakers for the Fashionably Fiscally Irresponsible
Because who needs a 401k when you have a pair of limited edition, glow-in-the-dark Yeezys?
Our Designer Sneakers are not just a statement piece, they're a statement of intent. "I'm broke, but I'll be back! With a new credit card!"
Don't let your wallet hold you back! Let our Sneaker Logic guide you through the minefield of financial ruin.
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